too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
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Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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