IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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