Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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