last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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