I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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