I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
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Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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