I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
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Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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