I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
And then he peed in my hair
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