Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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