Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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