how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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