can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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