its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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