tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Ladies don't puke and tell
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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