Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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