Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I think weed is turning my hair brown
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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