i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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