It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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