The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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