i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Can you bring me the toilet please
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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