yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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