Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
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Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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