Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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