Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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