just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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