You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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