Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
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Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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