Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize