It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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