I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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