the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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