She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
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Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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