So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
The air taste purple.
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