So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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