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• (480): View more from Arizona

  just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks

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• (941): View more from Florida

  CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?

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• (212): View more from New York

  at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.

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• (818): View more from California

  He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.

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  In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I just jacked off to nostalgia.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.

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