Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(404): View more from Georgia

Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking

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(904): View more from Florida

taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?

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(815): View more from Illinois

I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?

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(217): View more from Illinois

Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.

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