Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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