It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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