Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
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The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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