Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
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Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
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I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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