RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
he thought i was a dude.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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