I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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