I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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