what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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