Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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