is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
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pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
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My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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