Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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