question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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