We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
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im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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