How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
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Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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