im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
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Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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