yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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