One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
jump out the window naked night went bad
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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