That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
