I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I don't think brook has ever known best
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Randomize
