Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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