"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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